When Someone Uses 'Po' on You

That moment when you realize teen-agers are using "po" and "opo" on you...

That moment when you realize that you are talking to someone whose age is when you thought people your current age are old.

That moment when you realize that even if you can manage to look ten years younger, you'd still look like you're in you mid 20s.

That moment when you realize that the young people that's irritating you with their noise and carefree laughter is doing the same thing you were doing when you were their age.



That moment when you realize that you were a teen-ager in the 90s and that is almost 20 years ago.

That moment when you realize that you are listening to music that young people know nothing about.

That moment when you realize, you have a niece or a nephew that's about to or already has a baby and your are grandmother.

That moment when you realize you can't call any of your friends for emergency gimmick because it's their family time.

That moment when you realize that being attracted to new young celebrities make you feel like a pedophile.

That moment when you realize no one asking for your ID when you buy booze.

That moment when you realize you're eating less, exercising more but are still gaining more weight.

That moment when you realize, damn you're a matandang dalaga.

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