When Are You Getting Married


If I had a nickel for every time that question is asked to me, I’d pay of the debt of the country. I think at some point, the congress should already declare this question unconstitutional.

For the love of god, when are people going to realize that asking someone when they are getting married is just like asking a woman what her waistline is. There really isn’t anything wrong with it but there’s so many emotional repercussions with consequences that could piss off a woman any man knows that you would rather the US drop another A bomb on your ass than piss off a woman.

Through the years, I have learned that if I kill everyone that asks me that, everyone within 1 kilometer radius wherever I go will die.


So, I just learned how to answer them. Some are half-meant. Here are my favourite answers:
  1. I was supposed to get married today but I had to meet you so… I’ll do it tomorrow.
  2. Today but I forgot to tell the groom so… we’ll reschedule.
  3. I couldn’t… your husband is still married to you.
  4. Oh, don’t worry about it, you’re not invited.
  5. I’m just waiting for your husband to propose.
  6. After I kill you.
  7. Same sex marriage hasn’t been legalized…
  8. Tomorrow but I haven’t told my parents.
  9. I only have 3 months to live, I think it’s unfair for the guy.
  10. I just got annulled, why would I want to get married?

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Jabbawockeez, Ben Chung and America's Best Dance Crew

10 Common Problems of Being a Matandang Dalaga

How Do You Know if Your Ex Isn't Over His Ex?