Words of Wisdom We Can Actually Use

Some worlds of wisdom I've accumulated from some of my funniest BUT smartest friends. 

Try them all, it works. 

Ang ganda niya. Parang manika.
Nagsasalita kahit walang utak.

Utang na loob, hindi cute ang sabihing
“I’ll do it all over again”.
Kung alam mong katangahan ang ginawa mo.
Hindi ka nagiging dakila sa pagsasabing
“I’ll do it all over again”, nagiging tanga ka lang.

I DON'T THINK HAPPINESS IS A CHOICE.
Pwede mo bang sabihing, ‘masaya na ko ngayon!’? tapos sasaya ka na nga. Hindi naman ‘yan parang pagse save ng file sa computer na just hit ENTER at ma e execute na. You can’t just choose to be happy, YOU CAN CHOOSE NOT TO BE MISERABLE but happiness is a natural thing. You can work on it, look for it, wait for it but you can’t summon it at will.



If you were able to stop loving her,
it means you never loved her at all.
Love doesn’t end, it doesn’t change –
no matter what.


Kaya nga may kahinaan ako,
para pagsamantalahan ng ibang tao.


I appreciate civility and politeness.
I think there is arrogance in offering
your opinion especially if you know
it may hurt people.
Sino ka ba sa tingin mo?


Hindi ko alam kung bakit lahat ng pangarap
niya ako ang tumutupad.
Wala siguro akong sariling pangarap.


Daig ko pa ang baboy na kinakatay
sa pag iyak nung iniwan niya ko pero
ngayon naisip ko – mabaho kili kili
niya saka ang baho ng morning breath niya.
Buti na lang nag intervene ang destiny at
hindi hinayaan umiral ang kabaklaan ko.


Kung totoo ang astrology,
dapat lahat ng astrologers mayayaman na ngayon.


What they think about me is none of my business.


Wala ng mas masahol pa sa patsismisan ka
kundi ang hindi ka pagtsismisan.


I don’t make the same mistake twice.
Marami pang ibang kasalanan diyan,
try ko naman ang iba.


Para siyang telebisyon, idiot box.


Lahat ng bakla sugarol, madalas talo
tayo sa pag-ibig pero lagi pa rin tumataya.


Ang pinakamadaling paraan para
maging milyonaryo ay maging bilyonaryo.


Hindi naman big deal kung hindi ako masaya,
hindi lang naman ako ang anak ng Diyos.


Ok lang magpaka plastic siya,
hindi naman ko interesado makita ang tunay na siya.


Let me ask you. If you pray for Love,
you think God will zap a feeling of love on you?
Or will he give you someone extremely difficult
to love and give you the opportunity
to get what you pray for?


M: Life is funny.
J: No, just yours.


The only way history will be kind to me is if I write it.


T: God loves sinners
M: is that why you're so blessed?


Ready na ako mamatay, gusto ko lang i-delay.


There are so many rumors going
around in this industry. Worse,
more than half is true.


Eh ano naman kung birthday ko,
walang namang nagbago, bakla pa rin ako.

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